Rado Ondáš is a Tech Lead Product Marketing Engineer at Elastic - which is a fancy way of saying he builds demos, breaks demos, writes blogs about the demos, and then presents them at conferences pretending everything worked on the first try. Five years in, he still indexes his own fitness data into Elasticsearch at night because work-life balance means running the same stack in both. He recently built an Indiana Jones-themed artifact scanner powered by Elastic's Agent Builder and Workflows - it can tell you whether your rubber duck belongs in a museum. His commits are clean. His desk is not.